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I stumbled upon this funny list at bodybuilding.com’s forums. It seems as though us gym rats have a lot in common.

1. You read muscle and fitness magazine for entertainment, not
information.

2. You have more Splenda in your house than table sugar.

3. You think of food in terms of functionality, practicality, and
finally taste, rather than the other way around.

4. You think of cardio, not scissors, when you hear the
word cutting.

5. You’ve learned more about the human body from lifting than in
Biology class.

6. You take more pills than your grandma who has arthritis and
high blood pressure.

7. You know the difference between oatmeal, rolled oats, and
steel oats.

8. You can’t remember what McDonald’s food tastes like.

9. You want to kill the person doing biceps and chest everyday.

10. You’d rather miss an important meeting or date than a
workout.

11. You won’t workout with your friends because you worked that muscle the day before.

12. You have a whole cabinet or shelf dedicated to supplements.

13. You see people at the gym more often than your family.

14. Immediately upon awaking in the morning, you check to see if your sore.

15. People give you weird looks when you get up to go to the bathroom 3 times in one hour.

16. You leave a social event or party because you need to eat Meal #7.

17. When lowcarb commercials start to really piss you off.

18. You laugh at the name Muscle-Tech.

What about you?

For me, just about every one on that list I connect with. Especially 1,3,10,11 and 14! What about you? Click here to make a comment